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New York fashion exec Tyler Hutton flies to Milan, Italy, hoping to make deals and impress his boss, his dad. But he messes up. Kidnapped by a trio of bumbling Mafioso—Aldo, Bambo & Cetto—Tyler is driven into the mountains to be held for ransom. After managing to get lost, they all end up sleeping in an ancient village cottage that is under a spell, and upon awakening, each benighted man falls in love with the first living soul to meet his eyes… Smitten! Transformed and besotted, Tyler and his captors conspire to ignore all that tawdry kidnapping business in order to stay in this tiny Alpine village and pursue their hearts’ desires. For Aldo, that’s the homely spinster Fedelia; for Bambo, it’s the handsome Roxxo; and for Cetto, it’s the purest love of all, Nuta—a beautiful brown-eyed cow. Tyler, meanwhile, has the most formidable task, for he is fated to pursue Rosalia, the raven-haired village beauty with a sharp tongue.Aldo accepts a job with Fedelia’s uncle, who can’t believe his good fortune that his homely niece has finally found a suitor. And while Bambo’s ardor for Roxxo is initially met with measured resistance, before long the men are chopping wood together or cycling around the countryside in matching spandex outfits. Cetto, though, is wracked with uncertainty over Nuta’s fidelity. Is it he, Cetto, she loves… or El Toro, that menacing bull out in the pasture?

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